Professor Dryly’s research, conducted with the utmost seriousness and a perfectly straight face, reveals that TCKs are, in fact, the chameleons of the cultural jungle. “These children,” Dryly notes with a hint of dry humor, “have the remarkable ability to blend into any cultural backdrop faster than you can say ‘cultural appropriation.'” The study found that 87% of TCKs can seamlessly switch between at least three different accents, making them the envy of struggling actors everywhere.